What does a gun and pack of gum have in common?

When you pull it out in class everyone wants to be your friend.

Why are orphans so succesful?

Someone told them go big or go home and they only had one option.

What's the difference between cars and kids?

I don't have 20 cars in my basement.

How do you surprise a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet?

What does a playstation and michael jackson have in common?

Kids turn both of the on.

What makes sad people jump?

Bridges